The NY Times reports that the hottest executive title these days is chief. According to one of the experts quoted in the article, "It's easier to give someone a fancier-sounding title than to give them a real bump in authority or pay." It's called title inflation and it's intended to give people an edge on competitiveness. To say nothing about feeding enough egos to keep organizations dysfunctional.
When I was young, we used chief to refer to a usually male laborer in a service position whose short attention span we wanted to garner. You'd pull up and say things like: "Hey chief ... how's it going? We need 5 dollars of regular and could you check the oil?"
When I drove in Tokyo a couple of years ago they still have these guys - four to any car that would pull in. They'd run around cleaning windshields and headlights while gassing up. When you take off, they run after the car waving until you got to the street, hightailing it back to the next car waiting for service at the service station. If anybody deserved to be called chief, it was these guys.
So today the inflated title chief resurfaces. I can't wait for the next corporate meeting where I can once again pronounce the salutation: "Hey chief, how's it going?"
