According to the nice people at LinkedIn, I have effortlessly accumulated a social network of 1,849,500 people. I signed up when the site was young enough to lack adequate professional designations. The closest to what I do was "Independent Ranching Professional", which still stands as my official designation. When I finally get around to actually inviting people to be in my network, I imagine there will only be a small group of Himalayan isolates who will elude my fame.
